Paul Rudd dancing

jeremiahvires:

EAT MY FRIES, SENPAI!

jeremiahvires:

EAT MY FRIES, SENPAI!

gaydar-for-butts:

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

Why is dumbledore burning muggle money

gaydar-for-butts:

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

Why is dumbledore burning muggle money

growley:

growley:

remember that one time i told mark sheppard i’d get whatever he replied to me with tattooed on my body

i got that tattoo tonight 

i met mark this weekend and the first thing he did was take a picture of me

snakelikecharmer:

parisjemm:

A relationship is like a house

If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

Unless that house is a lying whore

Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

This took the best possible turn.

snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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therainingkiwi:

10thcloctor:

you can’t even understand how many years i have waited for a picture like this you really can’t fucking understand

kiwis are always relevant on my blog.

therainingkiwi:

10thcloctor:

you can’t even understand how many years i have waited for a picture like this you really can’t fucking understand

kiwis are always relevant on my blog.

paprika:

this was definitely my fav scene from tfios

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rabioheab:

it’s time for leo dicaprio to give up on his acting career and open a coffee shop called Leonardo DiCappuccino 

working retail

noknuckles:

me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.

poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

dreaminglyy:

awww I love getting cute goodnight texts from no one

indieannajones:

Seriously, what the police are doing is not “bad”, it’s illegal.

There is a reason why people are raging mad at this situation, and it’s because it’s a blatant violation of basic human rights.

If you don’t understand that, then you are part of the problem.