i can’t even choose a favorite one omfg
Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?
The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.
fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers.
and the vegan wins
i don’t know what’s funnier the pun or the fact that there’s no crayola products
IM TRYING TO CREATE A GIF SET BUT I CXANT STOP LAUGHING
someone please reverse this gif
ur wish has been granted
I’m going to use that as a reaction gif to everything from this moment forward
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
they’re actually trying to do that in some places
For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.
People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer
oh my fucking god
OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND
I CAN’T BREATHE
“I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way.”
What if God was one of us? Just a stranger on a bus, masturbating violently.
fuck kind of bus do you ride
the fact that some random actor actually got channing tatum dryhumping his ass
One of my favorite scenes from The Great Gatsby (1949)
special effects just ain’t what they used to be
I just spat water everywhere.