A relationship is like a house
If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.
Unless that house is a lying whore
Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.
This took the best possible turn.
That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet
this was definitely my fav scene from tfios
it’s time for leo dicaprio to give up on his acting career and open a coffee shop called Leonardo DiCappuccino
me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
today on satan makes a blog post
awww I love getting cute goodnight texts from no one
Seriously, what the police are doing is not “bad”, it’s illegal.
There is a reason why people are raging mad at this situation, and it’s because it’s a blatant violation of basic human rights.
If you don’t understand that, then you are part of the problem.